Current mood:	anxious
Current music:	Je T'aime - The Last Army ft Eddie Argos

A wop bop a loo bam a wop bam bap bap she wa wah! Or something.
Good golly Miss Molly, is that the time?

The New Royal Family are playing a gig of sorts on Sunday at that hip happening joint Bloomsbury Bowling Alley. We're on at 6.30pm sharpish.

It's our first without axe goddess Charley Stone who is sadly leaving us in order to concentrate on some proper music. Don't worry, though, Charley fans, she'll be back for our official farewell gig some time in February to coincide with my official Retirement From Showbiz. Gulp.

In the meantime, we've a few contractual obligation type shows to get out of the way, starting with Sunday's shebang. It's a 50s themed affair so wear your best quiff / teddy boy outfit. I certainly plan to.

Our bass things, Rob and Richard, will be fighting it out over who gets to play guitar on which song. To make it a bit more exciting I've thrown in a few old rock'n'roll classics they've never played and/or heard before. We haven't rehearsed for this so it should be fun to witness, for one reason or another.

Our acquaintances The Last Army and Jonny Fartpants are on the bill too. And it's FREE. So, c'mon everybody, let's get together tonight. Well, Sunday afternoon. I've got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right. On beer. When you hear the music and you can't sit still, you're probably epileptic. Woooh! C'mon everybody (carries on in this fashion for several hours) . . .