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Ho ho ho!

So here we are viewing several, Christmas morning is upon us once again. Which means it's time for the traditional Christmas un-socking in (almost) real-time (Caveat: I had a sneaky Christmas run to the next village and back first) ...

So without further adon't, let's unsock!

A bottle of festive Newcastle Brown, as drunk by shepherd's everywhere! Way-aye!
An Oral-B Pro-Expert Cross Action (or "Toothbrush" as we used to call them! "Removes up to 90% of plaque in hard-to-reach areas!" Since cleanliness is next to holiness!
A jar of piri-piri stuffed olives! In memory of our Lord's sermons on the Mount of Olives, or whatever it was he did there, presumably!
Some Christian Dior Fahrenheit shower gel AND deodorant, to represent the two different types of perfume the Three Wise Men brought to the baby Jee!
A shaving brush! Reminding us of the preponderance of beards in biblical times. Much like Dalston these days.
The traditional Christmas apple and orange! Something to do with Prince Albert probably. Or was it Bob Scratchit?
Some chocolate gold coins and a real gold (coloured) coin - representing the gold brought by the more generous of the three Magi!

Didn't we do well? I hope Santa is equally generous to you all my dear friends.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL! XXX

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freeangel
Dec. 25th, 2014 02:06 pm (UTC)
Merry Christmas!
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